eBay is Always the Answer
Something like thiiiis perhaps? How much do I love eBay?
The only trouble is all the good furniture on eBay is in some faraway place like Ashland, Ohio. I don't want to pay $360 to ship the thing here, thanks.
At the same time, the thought of cutting a big round hole in a perfectly good Eastlake dresser makes me feel a little queasy. That's why this one on eBay appeals so much - the damage has already been done. All I'd have to do would be enjoy the benefits.