God Bless Sherwin-Williams
I spent an hour and $187 there. Everything I bought was 50 percent off, including 4 gallons of primer, 1 gallon of glaze, 1 gallon of pale yellow paint, 1 quart of a darker shade of yellow, sponge rolling kit, 12-foot extension pole for paint roller, 1 can Dover white Krylon spray paint (to experiment with painting the avacado oven door), 2 sanding sponges, erasing pad, 3 rolls of blue painter's tape, a painter's pail with handle, paint roller, 6-inch drywall spatula, tube of caulk, sea sponge, drop cloths, and more.
I could've easily bought out the store if Darwin had been with me, but he had to work late, so I just got everything I could think of at the time. I should've bought more primer, but I was worried about getting everything out to my car and fitting it all in. The salesdude helped me, though.
Thank you, salesdude. Thank you, Sherwin-Williams!
In less pleasant news, I had a dream last night that I found a beautiful antique gas chandelier in our house, and I was very disappointed when I woke up and realized it wasn't true.